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SyncBot scans your team's presence IRL. Who's grinding, who's chilling, when's the sync window. No corporate spyware. No Slack spam. Just raw presence data.
// free • no sign-up • 30s boot time
LonelinessException: typed "anyone online?" and immediately wanted to /dev/null myself
ZeroHumansDetectedWarning: started coding at 2am while the whole planet sleeps. Again.
SocialErrorException: going to coffee shops just to ping localhost and feel alive
SyncFailedError: scheduled a call, but nobody's free. Connection refused.
SlackOverflowError: channel is 90% "you around?" and 10% actual work. Stack overflow imminent.
5 quick questions — timezone, schedule, which Ninja Turtle you are. Done. No forms, no emails, no BS.
Grinding. Chilling. Later. Offline. One tap — your whole team knows your vibe instantly.
Algorithm matches timezones, active hours & status. Score 0.87? It's go time. Find your perfect sync window.
Propose a sync → team votes now / 30min / 1h. Consensus = instant call link. Democracy works.
Create a team, share invite links, set call URLs. See who's in the zone. Silent co-working — no judgement.
No tracking pixels. No KPI dashboards. No manager-pleasing metrics. Just vibes, for real.
Open the bot. Pick your turtle. Set your timezone. You're online in 30 seconds.
Tap your status — Grinding / Chilling / Later. Team sees it instantly. Sync Score crunches the numbers.
Launch a sync vote → team agrees → call link drops → you ship together. gg ez.
█Join the grid. Find your sync. Ship faster. Touch grass occasionally.
> $ open telegram && start syncbot// runs in Telegram • zero installs • boot time: 30 seconds